Because Jesus has only a loincloth on while hanging on the cross, I keep thinking of him naked.
I may have committed an unpardonable sin.
What if I really wanted to worship Satan instead of God?
If I turn my back to the Bible, God will think I am turning away from him or mooning him.
You say a certain number of prayers each day to ask for forgiveness for this thought.
You feel you must ask God to forgive you for committing the unpardonable sin and hope that He will make an exception in your case.
You have to go to confession every day to be sure that a priest will forgive you for wanting to worship Satan.
You sleep facing the Bible, and if you wake up facing away from it, you have to ask God for his forgiveness.